Sometimes the wrong choices lead us to the right places. And sometimes you just need to know when to give up and have a margarita.
come lay down next to me and i’ll tell you about all the dogs i saw today
I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.
1. Your skin may never be perfect, and that’s okay.
2. Life is too short not to have the underwear, the coffee, and the haircut you want.
3. Everyone (including your family, your coworkers, and your best friend) will talk about you behind your back, and you’ll talk about them too. It doesn’t mean you don’t love each other.
4. It’s okay to spend money on things that make you happy.
5. Sometimes without fault or reason, relationships deteriorate. It will happen when you’re six, it will happen when you’re sixty. That’s life."